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Whoever notices this new post first, and subsequently notifies me by carrier pigeon before his or her rivals, shall receive one American dollar.
I have nothing more to say.
Well hello. How are you? That's good to hear. My name is Chris, but you can call me Hotspur. Or Mr. Fahrenheit. Or the King of the Jungle. Or Wally West. Or Bobby Deluxe. Or Shotman. Or Ghoti Hook (no wait, that's the other Chris). Or Meat Loaf.