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Whoever notices this new post first, and subsequently notifies me by carrier pigeon before his or her rivals, shall receive one American dollar.

I have nothing more to say.

Sugar we're goin' down...to hell

What follows are the lyrics to the popular song "Sugar We're Goin' Down" by the popular music band "Fall Out Boy." I have added my own comments, as well.

Am I more than you bargained for yet

(Implying that he's too much to handle)

I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week

(...but he's apparently just a kiss-ass)

Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum

(Pointless line)

I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song

(She's not just a line. SHE'S THE WHOLE SONG. I think she came out on top of that deal)

Drop a heart, break a name

(I don't know what that means to break a name. I'm a college student; they graduated high school. Therefore, they are wrong.)

We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

(I understand what he means by this, kind of. Even so, it's stupid to say someone is sleeping for the wrong team.)

We're going down, down in an earlier round

(Earlier than what? Nice use of a comparative for th extra syllables.)

And Sugar, we're going down swinging

(Going down swinging implies you're both fighting for the relationship, which is clearly not the case.)

I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

(NOBODY WITH INTELLIGENCE KNOWS WHAT THIS MEANS. Seriously, I smell a case of purposely-vague-writing-to-cover-up-the-fact-you're-not-good-writers)

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

(Honestly, friction in your jeans? Don't pretend you're smarter than Simple Plan when you write songs. That's dumb.)

Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)


The song goes on from here to say nothing new or of value. Fall Out Boy can bite a monkey.

I don't care if the song is catchy--idiot lyrics ruin it. That's all.

This one too

Click on this one too.

Apparently this is all I post now

I thought this was funny. Click the title above, per usual.

I think I will have something to say soon, bu not until I get the pictures back.

Cya.

Oh Jeez.

Click on the "oh jeez" above.

Christmas

What I got for Christmas:

1. Chronicles of Narnia in a single volume
2. Posable rubber E.T. figure
3. Peppermint Bark
4. Someone's two front teeth
5. Everything I ever wanted from life
6. Red Ryder Ranger Model Cock-Action BB Gun
7. A bluetooth headset for my cell phone, because that's cool, right?
8. A job
9. This lousy t-shirt
10. Receipts. Luckily.

Click on this title for a funny thing I found

Seriously, just click on the title.

Anyway though, I have a rant. I don't normally do this, so I'll make it quick.

I saw that the numbers for King Kong came in for its opening weekend, and it was something like $50 million. Now this was lower than box-office starved (Business class instead of First class) Hollywood would have liked--estimates had put it at around $60 million or more. And yet, when I heard about this movie coming out, I think that my lack of any type of physical or mental reaction was a fair one. Don't forget, this is now the second time King Kong has been remade. Hollywood is disappointed and confused by the lack of performance from Lord of the Rings' Peter Jackson's follow-up picture, but I don't give a crap. They're looking for the next big thing to raise theater attendance, and their best idea is another remake? Of a movie that's been around for what, 231 years?

Screw you, Hollywood.

Now I admit, I just saw the flick, and I liked it. Great CGI, exciting, all that. But still, I knew what was going to happen. It felt new, but not really new. Remake new. Psshaw.

But anyway, whatever. The important thing is that you click on the link in the title. I don't really care if you see King Kong or not.