B'scuse me

True story.

Michelle Jeffers, who you know or you don't know (I think that covers all the bases) recently told me a story of her trip to a fast-food chicken restaurant. It's short, but sweet.

Act I, Scene I

A large heavy-set black woman is in line in front of MIchelle. She orders something like a 50 piece bucket of chicken. The cash-register operator asks her:

"Is that for here or to go?"

The woman responds.

"B'SCUSE me muthafucka you think I can eat this entire bucket'a chicken myself?!"

To which the cashier replies:

"BITCH I don't know yo' life!"

Either the use of "B'scuse" or the cashier's pithy but vulgar response takes the cake as the best thing I've heard all fortnight. Cya.