Tequilla Suicide
Let me tell you a little story. This is a story of the greatest shot in the world. The name of this shot is the Tequilla Suicide.
Illustrated instructions:
You'll need salt, a tequilla shot, a slice of lemon, and very little shame. Here is how it goes.
1. Buy a round of tequilla shots.
Get ready for fun.

2. Put some salt on your wrist; raise your fists, and decide to what you wish to drink.
Let's drink to general stupidity.

3. Snort the salt.
It enters the body through the nose.

4. Drink the shot.
I love it.

5. Squirt some lemon in your eye.
Pure Joy.

I've enjoyed sharing this with you.
-Chris

1 Comments:
Holy shit, that ruled.
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