Oreos

So I was at LaFortune today, specifically, at the huddle. I was buying mint 'n creme oreos on this particular trip, and when I brought the green and white cream filled cookies to the counter, the register guy commented that, "these are quite the popular item tonight." Now let me tell you they're pretty good. I told him they were especially good refridgerated. However, he informed me that he was not a fan of the cookie, for he only liked his cream filling to be white. Now I know what you're thinking.

This guy is a racist.

A cookie racist.

I held my tongue, but inside, my blood was boiling. I paid and quietly left, but I wanted to explode at him. Come on man. Expand your cookie borders. Embrace other cookie cultures. Respect your cookie brothers.

I wanted to reply; "Oh yeah, bigot? Do you like the (brown-colored) coffee oreos? Or do you think they're lazy?

Jerk.