The Sherman Antitrust Act...

...should have been called out against me, as I dominated my first game of Monopoly at the Wargrave (the pub down the street). That's another thing: I love the fact that we can go to the pub, buy a beer, and play Monopoly. I was with Jack, Austin, and Greg, all flatmates, and all-around good guys.

So basically, when I spent all of my money to control Park Lane and Mayfair (Park and Boardwalk to the Americans in the audience) I collected some serious bank, when those who were unlucky enough to land on my hotels paid me £2000. Best investment I've ever made.

I realize that is what I'll miss about London. Not the opportunities to go see big touristy places but the ability to go to the pub down on the corner and sing karaoke and get wrecked, if I were so disposed. London is great.

I bought one of those zip up "England" jackets. Good stuff. One day when I get back, I'm going to go full-out Euro for the amusement of those around me. I'm talking slicked hair, white shoes, tight pants, pinstriped sportcoat, fashion shirt, the works. Hey, it will be a fun time.

Listen to Aqualung and the Arcade Fire.

Then go away.