You call that a knife? This is a knife.

So I am big fan of cooking food. Real big fan. Last night, I went out to dinner, but decided to cook a desert. And what better desert to make than chocolate fudge cake? They didn't have fudge though, so I settled for Bananas Foster. Here's my recipe:

Ingredients:
- 4 or 5 bananas, peeled, cut lengthwise and then cut in half
- A handful of brown sugar
- 5 big tablespoons of butter
- Enough cinnammon to taste
- Vanilla ice cream
- 1 bottle of rum
- Fire
- Vengeance (because I don't put Love in my food)

Heat the butter in a skillet until it's melted, then mix in the cinnammon and brown sugar until they melt as well. Add the bananas and cook for a minute or two, making sure to cover them in the syrup. Next, add the Vengeance by stirring the bananas, all the while thinking of those who have wronged you. Finally, add about 60 ml of rum. Drink the rest of the bottle. Take your lighter, or matches, or flamethrower, and light the rum once you have taken the skillet off of the heat. It will flame out. Eventually. Then once it does, quickly serve over vanilla ice cream. The bananas will leave a sweet taste in your mouth, but the Vengeance adds just the right amount of bitter.

Also, I hung out with Richie Brennan, who is a friend from the good 'ol days at Loyola (high school). He is studying here too, but at Regent's College, which is just a 10 minute walk north of me. To anyone who remembers, remember this?

"Playtime's over!"

Oh man, I love you Richie.

Hate out (instead of peace out...sorry, I had leftover Vengenace...)