I am better than Mike Beverly*

One Some of my friends recently went overseas to awesome exotic locales and started their his own blog to document their his boring adventures, where he They shares stories of late night rendezvous, trips to world-famous landmarks, and celebrity encounters. does nothing but sit on his big fat ass, doing absolutely nothing blog-worthy and occassionally playing Hot Shots Golf Fore.

Screw them. him.

I am going to force grace everyone else to read about with my awesome life in words for a change. since I can't be there to live it in person.

So, today, I got up at eleven, went to one class, spent an hour on the clock for my job (more to come about that) without accomplishing anything, and have sat worthlessly at my computer ever since. I plan to continue this evening, with a possible departure for mountain dew and/or chocolate doughnuts. did a whole bunch of awesome shit that you couldn't possibly do in South Bend, Indiana, because it sucks there, and is cold.

There, see how much fun that was? Who needs London and Rome any of you wankers when you've got that kind of excitement in anywhere else but Indiana?

*I am not better than Chris Collins, but to reiterate in case you missed it: still better than Mike Beverly.