This is how urban legends start

Ok.

So remember the b'scuse me story? The heavyset black woman goes into KFC and orders a bucket a chicken. The cashier asks her if she wants for there or to go and she goes, "B'SCUSE ME? You think I can eat this whole bucket of chicken mySELF?!" To which the cashier replies "Bitch I don't know yo' life!!!"

Now, that's an awesome story. It actually happened to a friend of my friend Michelle Jeffers, back in Chicago.

So it was weird when my roommate Kevin's brother tells him that his roommate at Albion College told him the same story, claiming it had happened to his friends in Detroit.

What?

We don't know what's going on. In my mind, someone is lying. I have been told, though, that this story is really getting around. People love it, and rightfully so. But is it getting around that much?

Listen, if you've ever heard this story, and not from me or my blog, or Michelle Jeffers or Kevin, let me know.

Weird.